"Omg Russell Westbrook" is now "Omg 🤦🏽♂️ Russell Westbrook"
What do you see when you look at the night sky?
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Thiago Alcantara is Liverpool's Renaissance Man
What I’m about to say hasn’t been approved by the Vatican, but here goes: Thiago Alcantara is the way, the truth, and the life… in a midfield, at least.
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This is Kevin Durant's world and the Nets are no longer in it
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
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Frenkie de Jong and a very public eviction notice
*Record scratch*
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Liverpool, Man City, Homelander, and the art of squad building
In this world, you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you.
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This is Mayhem Morant's time
With a name like Temetrius Jamel “Ja” Morant, you’re destined for greatness.
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Luis Diaz is The Truth
A butterfly flaps its wings in north London and a Colombian winger in Portugal ends up on Merseyside.
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This is definitely Man United's (and Harry Maguire's) "???" era
*Joe Goldberg voice*
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We need to talk about Curtis Jones
We live in a very Jockey or nothing world.
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Expectation: Malice at Crystal Palace | Reality:
There's a buzz around Selhurst Park this year. It's the break of a new dawn.
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Man United's Rorschach test and the case of the white elephant
'Six' is the number of the beast Man United are missing at the moment, but even that's far from a cure-all.
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A baby-faced assassin in Manchester? Mason Greenwood's talents are chaotic lawful
There's a baby-faced assassin in the red half of Manchester and he's not the one calling the shots in the dugout.
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Mbappe, Ronaldo, Messi and Doctor Strange: What even is this transfer window?
It does not get any worse than losing the best player in the world on a free transfer a year after a whole fracas about a burofax informing the club that he wanted out.
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Is it time for Tottenham to go the Ralf Rangnarok way?
It's going to be an uncertain summer in north London this year. The chaotic bricolage of the late- and post-Pochettino years has left Tottenham in limbo.
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Even Michael Jackson's pissed off about the European "Super" League
"It's close to midnight. Something evil's lurkin' in the dark."
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Double Dallas trouble and Firmino's goal that never was: The Premier League's scintilla of ecstasy
The devil works hard but Leeds work harder.
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Bruno Fernandes: Man United's lodestar and MVP
Penalty merchant this, purple patch player that, rival fans have come up with a host of labels for Bruno Fernandes. Being absolutely reviled by rival fans, though, is more often a barometer of the tremendous impact a player has on the pitch.
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Electric pace, a pressing machine and goals galore, Diogo Jota's on his way to becoming a Liverpool All-Star
The year 2020 has thrown up shitstorms by the minute. But in football, if there was one good thing to come out of 2020, it was a certain Portuguese winger lighting up the Premier League in a red shirt.
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Socks down, armour up, Jack Grealish is Aston Villa's ace of spades
Having avoided relegation by the skin of their teeth last season, Aston Villa headed into the international break sixth in the Premier League table. And they have a game in hand. All of Manchester City, former leaders Everton, Wolves, Arsenal, Man United and even last season's surprise package with the overlapping centre-backs, Sheffield United, are behind the Villains.
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Hakim Ziyech has a trick or two up his sleeve. The Wizard of Amsterdam is very much at home in London
It was Halloween 2020 and Hakim Ziyech decided to pay a visit to Turf Moor as a wizard.
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