"Omg Russell Westbrook" is now "Omg 🤦🏽♂️ Russell Westbrook"
What do you see when you look at the night sky?
What do you see when you look at the night sky?
What I’m about to say hasn’t been approved by the Vatican, but here goes: Thiago Alcantara is the way, the truth, and the life… in a midfield, at least.
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
*Record scratch*
In this world, you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you.
With a name like Temetrius Jamel “Ja” Morant, you’re destined for greatness.
A butterfly flaps its wings in north London and a Colombian winger in Portugal ends up on Merseyside.
*Joe Goldberg voice*
We live in a very Jockey or nothing world.
There's a buzz around Selhurst Park this year. It's the break of a new dawn.
'Six' is the number of the beast Man United are missing at the moment, but even that's far from a cure-all.
There's a baby-faced assassin in the red half of Manchester and he's not the one calling the shots in the dugout.
It does not get any worse than losing the best player in the world on a free transfer a year after a whole fracas about a burofax informing the club that he wanted out.
It's going to be an uncertain summer in north London this year. The chaotic bricolage of the late- and post-Pochettino years has left Tottenham in limbo.
"It's close to midnight. Something evil's lurkin' in the dark."
The devil works hard but Leeds work harder.
Penalty merchant this, purple patch player that, rival fans have come up with a host of labels for Bruno Fernandes. Being absolutely reviled by rival fans, though, is more often a barometer of the tremendous impact a player has on the pitch.
The year 2020 has thrown up shitstorms by the minute. But in football, if there was one good thing to come out of 2020, it was a certain Portuguese winger lighting up the Premier League in a red shirt.
Having avoided relegation by the skin of their teeth last season, Aston Villa headed into the international break sixth in the Premier League table. And they have a game in hand. All of Manchester City, former leaders Everton, Wolves, Arsenal, Man United and even last season's surprise package with the overlapping centre-backs, Sheffield United, are behind the Villains.
It was Halloween 2020 and Hakim Ziyech decided to pay a visit to Turf Moor as a wizard.